Five Reasons Why Barack Hussein Obama Should Be President
It would seem the humble Barack Hussein Obama doesn’t yet realize some of his greatest strengths. He recently scolded Maureen Dowd for making fun of his overly large ears.
But a closer look suggests that the size of his ears would be a tremendous asset to Barack Hussein Obama as President. Just off the top of my head, I came up with the following five reasons for a start:
#5 – Of all the candidates, Obama is best equipped to listen to the people.
#4 – The Secret Service will never lose a President Obama in a crowd.
#3 – Just think of how much gas money the country could save by doing away with Air Force One – added benefits re global warming, too.
#2 – We’ll never have an instance where only one advisor has the President’s ear – there’s plenty to go around.
#1 – In the event of global war, Obama could tin foil his ears and be a one man command and control center thereby ensuring the integrity of the chain of command.
Update: Awww, Snappedshot prefers a more subtle approach. As a President, I guess Dumbo would be cute.