The failed history of misnomer consensus science? How dare you, sir? We don’t need no stinking science! Don’t need no stinking history, too! This is a matter of faith, my friends! The Great Awakening meets the weather channel, narrated by evangelist Al Gore! Say it with me, now!
Our blather, that farts green ribbons,
Humongous be thy frame,
thy Oscar come,
thy shill be done,
everywhere, as it is on CNN.
Give us this day our carbon credits
And forgive us our capitalist footprints,
As we forgive communists with trade wars against us,
And lead us not into SUV’s,
But deliver us from prosperity,
for thine is the serfdom,
except for Gore,
for ever and ever,