Did Joe The Plumber “Service” AN SNL Cast Member?

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November 3, 2008

Did Joe the Plumber work in a service call for an SNL cast member while in NYC? Worse, is she a closet Republican?

Um, someone at the after party thinks so. Hmm. Coming to The Bachelornext year via Affleck's agent?? Maybe Josh Marshall is just jealous for getting hosed, or not.

As popular as John and Cindy were at the party, the real star was Joe. Over 6 feet, tan, with rippling muscles and a beaming smile of disbelief, he was like Mr. Clean at a soap convention. As you can imagine with the embodiment of Joe Six Pack, Joe the Plummer can hold his liquor, that’s for sure. While we were downing shots of Makers Mark, Joe got buttonholed by Ben Affleck’s agent (Patrick-something from Endeavor, I think?) There was some serious talk about Joe appearing as the star on the next season of The Bachelor. Whether McCain wins or loses, believe me, Joe Wurzelbacher has already come out a winner.

But as night wore on to early morning, Joe finally got some “quality” alone time with a certain female cast member. I’m not that familiar with the show, but I know it wasn’t Tina Fey or Amy Poehler. The skinny brunette, I think it was. Kirsten, maybe? Joe’s got good taste: she’s definitely hotter in person. And judging by her taste in plumbers, maybe a closet Republican. I didn’t see what time they left, but it wouldn’t surprise me if someone got her drain snaked last night. Politics sure makes strange bedfellows! (I ran into Joe this morning at the hotel – see picture – and ever the gentleman, he refused to reveal more than his mile-wide grin.)



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Comments:
  1. scarshapedstar says:

    “Batchelor”? “John Marshall”? Geez, Dan, you shouldn’t be this drunk on a Sunday night!
    But anyway. I’m gonna go ahead and say… LOL @ this story. Why? Because I f—– Sarah Palin at last week’s after-party! I’ll tell you all about it at my blog…

  2. Dan Riehl says:

    yeah, kinda tells you what I dont watch and who I dont read. Or maybe that I’m just tired and ready forthis to be over.

  3. SacTownMan says:

    I wonder if he showed her his pipe wrench?

  4. mary says:

    When you’ve watched the old episodes of SNL and seen Jane and you see Tina Fey, well, poor Kristen looks like a rank amateur. Bunch of us were discussing how she does the same character with a different wig. She is very one dimensional and would not have been “bumped up” if Amy had not been pregnant.
    She is married, rumor has it separated. It is possible that since I believe that Joe the plumber is recently divorced that they may have gone somewhere after the party for a cup of coffee and a little advice.

  5. Spartan112 says:

    Actually Kristen Wiig is pretty talented. Her Gloria Swanson was spot on. In fact most of the performers on the show are pretty talented. Whatever lack of balance or lack of humor you might see generally is as a result of the writing staff. I used to hate Will Forte (the Falconer thing was terrible) but whoever is writing for him has started to pick it up a bit.
    I think this post is a preview to the future of this blog though, reduced to a gossip column. No longer will the GOP be able to F*** us collectively so Dan will be reporting on them doing it on an individual basis.

  6. Fred Beloit says:

    God I would hate to wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and see the person above who made this comment.
    “No longer will the GOP be able to F*** us collectively so Dan will be reporting on them doing it on an individual basis.
    Posted by: Spartan112 | Monday, November 03, 2008 at 08:00 AM”
    What an existence.

  7. Moultrie says:

    Fred, Spartan112 is certainly one of the dumber BObots that will enjoy the royal screwing he will get if his/hers/it’s messiah gets to do the deed. What a TOOL!

  8. seekeronos says:

    Things do not bode well for our future, quite regardless of who wins on Nov. 4th – or rather, I should say, which party wins th most seats in Congress.
    2012 will be a telling year and a mark for whether or not the Republic survives; and I think it shall have a greater chance of success under McCain than Nobama.
    Personally, I find that we are very much in jeopardy of finally loosing the Republic the Funding Fathers gave us.

  9. Scrapiron says:

    I hope ‘Joe the Plumber’ used a double condom and put Saran wrap over her face if he kissed her. Can you imagine the variety of STD’s you would get from any member of the SNL cast?

  10. jharp says:

    Personally, I find that we are very much in jeopardy of finally loosing the Republic the Funding Fathers gave us.
    Posted by: seekeronos | Monday, November 03, 2008 at 09:15 AM
    You are out of your mind.
    We’ve been through this before. Republican’s loot the treasury. Lead us to near economic ruin. Democrats step in and fix things.
    President Obama will make a fantastic leader. The rest of the world will stop hating our guts. We will pull out of Iraq. Middle class will be much better of with Obama’s health care reform and tax cuts.

  11. Lala says:

    What’s this about Obama nuts tattooing numbers on their forearms?
    Besides, who tattoos a freakin’ number on his arm because he’s proud of the number of phone calls he made in a political campaign? An imbecile, that’s who. An insensitive, illiterate imbecile. When he’s 40, is he going to still be talking about how many phone calls he made for GOTV? I thought everyone knew this rule: Never do anything indelible to your body that you won’t want to be there when you are in a nursing home.
    http://www.whenwearequeen.com/

  12. chris says:

    Hahaha. The posts here are hilarious! Just the thing to get through the day after taking the redeye! Question: What do you McCain supporters going to do after BHO wins tomorrow night? Seriously.

  13. Continuum says:

    Really pitiful.
    The GOP is now pinning its hopes of victory on a know-nothing turkey, wife beater.
    Sad, just really sad.

  14. Lala says:

    Elite college grad looks down his nose at the unfortunate
    Cornell grad, fired teacher says he should have got second chance
    BY JOSE MARTINEZ
    DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
    Stephen Clarke, teaching fellow at the Global Enterprise Acadamy in the Bronx until he was fired last year, says his dismissal was too harsh a punishment for calling kids ‘animals.’ Alvarez/News
    Stephen Clarke, teaching fellow at the Global Enterprise Acadamy in the Bronx until he was fired last year, says his dismissal was too harsh a punishment for calling kids ‘animals.’
    The city schoolteacher canned for calling students “filthy animals” who belong in a “f—–g zoo” says he has learned a hard lesson.
    “I should have kept my mouth shut,” Steven Clarke told the Daily News. “But understand, this was a month of relentless abuse without any support. And I am not Christ on the Cross, and I’m not going to be.”
    Clarke, 51, who last week lost his attempt to be reinstated, insisted he should not have been fired for responding to the classroom torment he says he endured last year at the Global Enterprise Academy in the Bronx.
    “To kill a newborn career was an overreaction,” Clarke said. “I should have been disciplined, yes, but to have a career destroyed was too much.”
    The Cornell University grad was axed after 10th-graders overheard him venting to another teacher that his parents didn’t sacrifice for him to attend the Ivy League school “so I could take care of a bunch of animals.”
    there’s more to this story at –
    http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/education/2008/11/02/2008-11-02_cornell_grad_fired_teacher_says_he_shoul.html

  15. templar knight says:

    We don’t have our hopes pinned on you, Continuum.

  16. jharp says:

    More glee.
    intrade.com
    Obama $91 wins you $9.
    McCain $11 wins you $89.

  17. jharp says:

    Always felt McCain was a reasonable man right up until he won the nomination and started his appeal to the wingnuts.
    And I’m sure McCain will go back to the Senate with enough liberalness to drive the wingnuts crazy.
    The real pleasure I am getting is seeing the idiot Palin sent back to Alaska and out of the national scene for good. Good grief, To have someone as dense and uninformed even close to the presidency is something I hope we as americans never have to see again.
    I wonder if she gets to keep the $150,000 thousand worth of clothes courtesy of her base?

  18. Totally Heterosexual Conservative says:

    I love it. The wingers are putting their last best hope on whether or not Joe the Plummer balled an SNL cast member. Rush told me that the scary and mean negros are stealing the country from the real (white) Americans. Shouldn’t you patriots be preparing your first-hand accounts of poor innocent white girls being assaulted and intimidated by horrible dusky mobs, wearing baggy jeans, blaring naughy rap hop lyrics on election day?

  19. jharp says:

    Final Quinnipiac Ohio poll:
    Obama is ahead by 7 points in Ohio, the final Quinnipiac Poll shows.
    The university’s poll of other swing states shows Obama up 10 in Pennsylvania,
    His 2-point margin in Florida makes that state too close to call.

  20. Spartan112 says:

    So is there a point to your story Lala? I agree that the punishment might have been too harsh under the circumstances but if was having that tough a time maybe he should have left before it got that far.
    Many times I’ve been tempted to lash out at students but you have to check it at the door. Even in conversation with a colleague you have to be careful, I guess he learned a valuable lesson.
    I find it odd that he’s starting his career as a teacher at 51? Maybe he just learned really quickly that it wasn’t for him

  21. chris says:

    Does lala do anything other than play on teh internets? What a sad existence.

  22. forked tongue says:

    This is what it’s come to for you guys? Wink-wink-nudge-nudging about your latest mancrush getting some ass?

  23. Scrapiron says:

    What do the conservatives do if a Marxist wins? Easy answer, take all of our funds out of the American markets and put them in an overseas ‘tax free’ account. Bury what you think you may need in the near future, guns and lots of ammo included. Close any businesses associated with the fossel fuel industry before Hussein gets into office. Cut the number of employee’s back to a bare minimum to support your own family. Quit buying American and shop for 100% foreign made goods and vehicles. Me, I quit volunteering hundreds of hours per year as a firefighter/EMT, demand full pay at union firefighter scales and let the liberals pay for the protection or die. I heard someone complain (yesterday) because they got a bill for $750 from a rescue squad who delivered a dead (murder victim) body to the ER/morgue. They thought it should be free. It was at one time, then we got two democrat governors in a row who cut funding and raised taxes for their own pet projects, not to help the majority. Now we deliver, you pay, no insurance, sorry about that, it’s your fault, pay anyway or a bill collector will pay you a visit and your pay will be attached until it’s paid in full.
    It’ll be fun watching the marxist make the ones who elected him pay for the entire bill for an entire race (heard them bragging they won’t have to worry about house payments and gas for the car, Hussein will pay the bills) that wouldn’t work as president of a pie factory. I hope you enjoy paying the ,as he stated, “Skyrocketing” power bills he will bring you on purpose as part of his plan to turn the country into a third world SH.
    To quote Michelle Malkin, “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA”.

  24. Totally Heterosexual Conservative says:

    Forked, they haven’t matured emotionally past the age of 14. So, forgive them for whooping it up over their pal who allegedly touched a cheerleader’s boobie when he was on vacation in Niagara Falls.

  25. Totally Heterosexual Conservative says:

    Nice, Scrapiron is promising that he and his brood will disengage themselves from America if the black fella wins. This is how they support the troops and put country first!
    This is turning out better than I thought.

  26. Lala says:

    Zombies

  27. mary says:

    Several celebrities including Heidi Klune and Seal have said they will move out of the country if McCain wins.

  28. “Several celebrities including Heidi Klune and Seal have said they will move out of the country if McCain wins.”
    Yeah, like they were all saying they’d move if Bush won in 2004.
    For some reason, all these leftist Democrat supporters say how wonderful life is in socialist countries with free everything, but they never seem to want to move there or put their money there.
    Probably because even they are smart enough to figure out that “redistributing wealth” means THEIR money gets taken away.

  29. chris says:

    The odds that lala and mary dressed their cats for halloween are far greater than Mccain winning tomorrow.

  30. forked tongue says:

    Logic, North Dallas Thirty style:
    Leftist Democrats say they want to move to another country if McCain is elected, but they don’t really, because they know if they did that their wealth would be redistributed.
    So instead, they vote for Obama and intend to stay here if he wins, even though he will redistribute their wealth.
    p3ned!

  31. That’s because, forked tongue, they know that Obama, for all his populist rhetoric, abuses his power to shield people who he wants protected.
    Like Tony Rezko, who received sweetheart housing contracts from the state while he was donating to Obama.
    Like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, for whom Obama ran interference while they were contributing the second-highest amounts of any Senator to him.
    Like his illegal immigrant auntie, who was given a job and welfare housing even though, as a person under a deportation order, she has no right to receive either.
    People who think they are in with the mafia don’t fear the mafia.

  32. forked tongue says:

    Someone alert the McCain campaign to this new last-ditch talking point: Obama intends to establish two different top marginal rates, a high one for Republicans and a lower one for Democrats. You might just pull this one out yet!

  33. “Someone alert the McCain campaign to this new last-ditch talking point: Obama intends to establish two different top marginal rates, a high one for Republicans and a lower one for Democrats.”
    Oh, it doesn’t have to be that complicated; Charlie Rangel showed very well how the Democrat Party does it.
    http://www.nypost.com/seven/11022008/news/nationalnews/rangel_stalls_136477.htm
    The Democrat Party fully endorses and supports Rangel. Obama fully endorses and supports Rangel. Pelosi fully endorses and supports Rangel and has refused to discipline him in any fashion.
    In short, there doesn’t need to be a different tax rate; Obama simply will refuse to collect taxes or demand that taxes be paid by his supporters.

  34. seekeronos says:

    “— What do the conservatives do if a Marxist wins? … —”
    Survive, just as we always have when wicked socialists come to power. Socialism is a failed concept, and it will be a short matter of time before the system collapses utterly.
    Granted, the picture on the other side of that collapse may reveal a North America with several dozen more sovereign nations than what we see on a map now, but that may well be for the better after the horrors the Obamacracy will wreak upon this dying Republic.
    Scrapiron has the right idea: eventually, the ChiComs and the Japanese and Saudis will turn their wealth to buying up everything the America can still produce, as well as the sources of that production… unloading trillions of dollars of inflated, worthless FRNs and de-orbiting our economy into the trash-heap of Weimar style hyper inflation.
    Those folks with plenty of stored food, guns, ammo, reloading equipment, generators, and stored diesel will be in a better place to rebuild this Republic, or its successor states.

  35. mojo says:

    “It’s easy when you have the right tool for the job.”

  36. befair says:

    Yuck, guys (I assume) – classless and clueless. Running out of cogent, intelligent stuff??????

  37. chris says:

    “Those folks with plenty of stored food, guns, ammo, reloading equipment, generators, and stored diesel will be in a better place to rebuild this Republic, or its successor states.”
    After Kieran Lalor loses tomorrow maybe you can hire him to work security at your bunker. Promise to pay him in raisins after the little yellow bastards invade.

  38. seekeronos says:

    Actually Kieran’s got a fairly good chance of winning, despite being outmatched nearly 10-1 in funding by John “Rock Star” Hall, who was backed largely by MoveOn.org cash.
    The 19th CD has trended GOP for quite some time; lots of business up and down the Hudson Valley corridor that like the GOP’s growth-oriented tax policies.

  39. Zeus says:

    After Joe snaked Kristen’s drain he handed her a bill for $400.

  40. Pug says:

    Someone alert the McCain campaign to this new last-ditch talking point: Obama intends to establish two different top marginal rates, a high one for Republicans and a lower one for Democrats.
    Not a bad idea. Since the Republicans screwed everything up, they should have to pay for it.

  41. Austin says:

    There is an email going around to SB owners now.
    All Obama supporters will be fired if the election goes for Obama.

  42. Dave says:

    I have long thought that this latest generation of Americans is absolutely CLUELESS as to what socialism or communism is, and what it’s real-world results always are.
    There is a REASON that the guy Obama hangs out with and spends taxpayer dollars on, Bill Ayers, was ready and committed to KILLING 25 MILLION Americans after the ‘revolution’ took power.
    COmmunism/socialism (small difference, generally the same) always wind up with a problem; some large number of the population will always refuse to ‘go along’ with the groupthink and the handing over of one’s fruits of labor, etc. And always, always, it comes down to killing them. It is simply easier. Fewer people to feed, less need for expensive cops/military forces to ‘put down rebellion’, etc.
    Just kill them.
    This nation has forgotten all it has learned about totalitarianism, which is where socialism/communism always end up. The T word.
    It’s always down to ‘we know where you live, where your family lives, do it our way or all will suffer.”
    And this kind of election, where millions of zombies walk around going ‘obama, obama, change, hope, hope, change, obama, obama” is usually the beginning of the end of freedom.