John Edwards: No “Fat Rednecks” In His 1 of 2 Americas!

January 26, 2010

Yeah, I think this is gonna leave a mark. Maybe he should stay in Haiti?

The locals: Edwards is an Atkins-dieter who hated making appearances at state fairs where "fat rednecks try to shove food down my face. I know I'm the people's senator, but do I have to hang out with them?"

The hair: "Naturally thick and lustrous, his hair was a fixation with him. He insisted on using just one kind of shampoo — HairTec Thick & Strong Shampoo for Fine, Fragile Hair."

The confrontation: Elizabeth Edwards answered a cell phone call to hear Rielle Hunter who "launched into a romantic monologue." Elizabeth confronted her husband who "confessed to having had a one-night stand but didn't say with whom." He called Hunter in front of his wife to end it, but later called her back to say he didn't mean it.

The video: Young describes his discovery of a compromising videotape of Edwards and a naked, pregnant lover: "It was like watching a traffic pileup occur in slow motion — it was repelling but also transfixing."

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  1. Greg Smallwood says:

    Can we just hope that Edwards so killed his credibility that we’ll never hear from him again?