Off Beat News
Total Babe Chelsey Coutts loses $500 worth of sex toys in car break-in
Poor dear. I wish I could comfort her somehow!
A thief in Sandy, Oregon made off with multiple people’s possessions in a series of car break-ins at an apartment complex. But, according to Portland’s Fox 12 News, one of the five victims had a more exotic list of items to report stolen, a...
Break up letter: Woman dumps boyfriend after finding his Facebook Gal Pal
Heh!
An armchair psychiatrist could have a field day trying to decipher if the jilted lover writing the letter has taken the end of the relationship well or is perhaps overacting to what she has discovered.
What we do know is that when the writer accesses her boyfriend’s Facebook account she...
Hillary Clinton Tell All: Bi-sexuality, Brain Cancer and Monica’s Baby!
God bless the National Enquire for finally telling the truf!
HILLARY CLINTON has decided to TELL ALL in a blockbuster $25 million memoir – so there will be NO secrets left to uncover when she runs for president in 2016!
via WORLD EXCLUSIVE: INSIDE HILLARY CLINTON’s SHOCKING $25 MILLION TELL ALL – The...
Video: Melissa Browning’s 4 year-old daughter cold-cocked by Disney dancer
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! You’re going down!
Yes, it was an accident. But … damn!
Navy dolphins discover rare 19th-century Howell torpedo off San Diego coast
Two bottlenose dolphins trained by the U.S. Navy’s marine mammal program have discovered a rare 19th-century Howell torpedo off the coast of San Diego.
In all, 50 Howell torpedoes were made between 1870 and 1889, and the only other known example is on display at the Naval Undersea Museum in Keyport,...
John Joseph Maillets wants $12,000 for snakes seized in teen porn case
Category: Animals of course!
A man serving 30 years after pleading guilty to enticing a teenager to pose for pornographic pictures with venomous snakes has filed a federal lawsuit seeking compensation for the loss of his reptiles.
John Joseph Maillets lawsuit in Mississippi says that his snakes were worth more than $12,000 and...
Insane Russian Dashcam Video: Don’t poop your pants
Okay, the video this still is from has been pulled by YouTube. I assume that means the crash was fatal. Gee, ya think? However, this is an entire genre of web video and the video below the fold didn’t kill anyone. But I dare you to watch it and not...
Video: Alexis Normand at #memorialcup – Worst Star ‘Mangled’ Banner Ever? Apologizes on Twitter
I guess one can feel a bit sorry for Alexis Normand. After all, she IS Canadian! She Tweets:
I’m embarrassed and deeply sorry. I wish I’d had more time to learn the American anthem. Thanks so much for the crowd’s help! #memorialcup
— Alexis Normand (@Alex6Normand) May 19, 2013
Video below the fold and,...
Blasphemy! Photos of Abandoned Stars Wars sets in the desert
“A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….” oh, BS, who am I kidding. It’s just a desert and it’s now, as opposed to some years back when they were filming the damned thing. (more…)
Jersey City woman Themyra Pridgen attacks adult daughter with hot broccoli
Not even funny, ultimately – just sad.
A Jersey City woman has been charged with aggravated assault after she threw hot water and broccoli on her daughter after a dispute, police said.
The woman, Themyra Pridgen, 40, of Old Bergen Road in Jersey City, made her first appearance today in Central Judicial Processing...
Women now free to go Topless in Public in NYC
Frankly, the gender parity crap is annoying but I guess I can live with the outcome. I’m tolerant like that.
Ladies of New York , you are free to walk bare-breasted through the city! New York City’s 34,000 police officers have been instructed that, should they encounter a woman in public who is shirtless but...
Socialist crap: Venezuelans face toilet paper shortage, Government vows to import 50 Mil Rolls!
Okay, is this a first or a third world problem? I’m so confused!!!
Venezuelans scrambled to stock up on toilet paper Thursday as fears of a bathroom emergency spread despite the socialist government’s promise to import 50 million rolls.
After years of economic dysfunction, the country has gotten used to shortages of...
