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Company VP Ann Dieleman sues Google over corporate photo mocked on Sexy Execs website

January 8, 2014
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The senior vice-president of a legal insurance company is suing Google over her corporate photo and mocking comments that were published on a satirical website.

SexyExecs.blogspot.com is a Google-hosted blog that takes company headshots of business executives and adds humorous, sometimes offensive, commentary.

Ann Dieleman, Chief Marketing and Business Development Officer at ARAG...

Man arrested after Judge rules auto-generated Google+ invite violated restraining order

January 8, 2014
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Talk about checking your settings. Damn.

A man has been arrested after his Google+ account sent an automated invitation to his ex-fiancée.

A Massachusetts court ruled that the invitation violated the no-contact terms of the restraining order that Tom Gagnon’s fiancée took out against him.

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Fight over space aliens ends when woman pulls gun from genitals after lewd act

January 8, 2014
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Don’t look at me. I wasn’t there to see it. Thank God!!

 

Jennifer McCarthy, 48, was arrested and held at the Santa Fe County jail in New Mexico on a charge of aggravated assault on a household member. She has since been released on $5,000 bail.

According to a police statement...

He Got Jiggy for Jesus: Mega-Church Pastor Mark Connelly resigns over multiple affairs

January 8, 2014
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Sigh …..

The married lead pastor of a mega-church in the Phoenix suburb of Gilbert has been forced to resign after church leaders discovered that he has been engaging in multiple extramarital affairs with women from his congregation.

via Pastor Mark Connelly forced to resign

Former Canadian minister Paul Hellyer claims ‘Aliens already walk among us’

January 8, 2014
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For the record, I’ve always assumed Canadians are, in fact, aliens … so there’s that.

A former Canadian defense minister has declared on Russian TV that not only do aliens already walk amongst us but they are refusing to share their advanced technologies until we change our warring and polluting ways.

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Rodman sings happy birthday to Kim Jong Un

January 8, 2014
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Oh geez…. but is he really worth taking so seriously on this?

PYONGYANG, North Korea — Dennis Rodman has sung “Happy Birthday” to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un before leading a squad of former NBA stars onto the court at a Pyongyang stadium for a game Rodman said is...

Oh Noes!! Kraft warns of Velveeta shortage

January 8, 2014
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Plus, it made great Trout bait when I was growing up!

According to Ad Age, Kraft Foods Group is “grappling with a Velveeta shortage just as the dip season kicks into full gear.”  They cite reports of a shortage at a few East Coast grocery stores, although its unclear if the shortage...

Photos: Rare Mustang Boss 302 emerges from barn after 40 years

January 7, 2014
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There’s a gallery of photos at link below.

As listed on eBay by a Wisconsin car dealer, this 1969 Ford Mustang Boss 302 was supposedly pulled from a New Hampshire barn after being parked for nearly 40 years. The dealer says he’s only the third owner, and has the paperwork to...

AJ McCarron’s mom Tweets: Is Jameis Winston speaking English in postgame interview

January 7, 2014
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AJ McCarron’s mom, Dee Dee Bonner, made it no secret she was rooting for Auburn in Monday night’s BCS National Championship and she had some not-so-kind words for Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston as he delivered his postgame speech.

via AJ McCarron’s mother asks if Jameis Winston is speaking English during his...

Kids spot Eliot Spitzer sucking Lis Smith’s toes in topless love tub frolic

January 6, 2014
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He always struck me as something of a cheesy toe sucker.

Sleazy Eliot Spitzer turned a resort hot tub into a steamy love cauldron over the weekend — kissing and sucking the toes of his topless mistress, Lis Smith, in front of families with children, mortified witnesses told The Post.

The still-married former...

Video: Michael Bay flames out on stage during Samsung presentation at CES

January 6, 2014
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Seems Bay’s teleprompter wasn’t working and things went from bad to worse until he simply gave up. There must be video somewhere?  Link below.

However, winging it did not work out well, and the awkwardness intensified. After a few false starts, Samsung exec Joe Stinziano chirped “the curve?” in order to...

Meth head Ma Natalie Lynn Webb, ‘raped 3 of her children,’ charged others to watch

January 6, 2014
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Keep in mind it’s alleged and seems to be based solely on one 9 year-old child’s statements to police. It may well be true, wich is beyond sick, but there at least needs to be an investigation.A brave nine-year-old boy has given a graphic and detailed statement to Oklahoma police...

Rugby ball-like UFO spotted in Berkshire skies leaves investigators baffled

January 6, 2014
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I don’t know. Can anyone kick a rugby ball that high?

AVIATION authorities have been left baffled after a UFO in the shape of a rugby ball reportedly passed within a few feet of a passenger jet near Heathrow Airport.

via The Week UK.

Total Babe Chelsey Coutts loses $500 worth of sex toys in car break-in

June 4, 2013
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Poor dear. I wish I could comfort her somehow!

A thief in Sandy, Oregon made off with multiple people’s possessions in a series of car break-ins at an apartment complex. But, according to Portland’s Fox 12 News, one of the five victims had a more exotic list of items to report stolen, a...

Break up letter: Woman dumps boyfriend after finding his Facebook Gal Pal

June 2, 2013
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Heh!

An armchair psychiatrist could have a field day trying to decipher if the jilted lover writing the letter has taken the end of the relationship well or is perhaps overacting to what she has discovered.

What we do know is that when the writer accesses her boyfriend’s Facebook account she...

Hillary Clinton Tell All: Bi-sexuality, Brain Cancer and Monica’s Baby!

May 25, 2013
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God bless the National Enquire for finally telling the truf!

HILLARY CLINTON has decided to TELL ALL in a blockbuster $25 million memoir – so there will be NO secrets left to uncover when she runs for president in 2016!

via WORLD EXCLUSIVE: INSIDE HILLARY CLINTON’s SHOCKING $25 MILLION TELL ALL – The...

Video: Melissa Browning’s 4 year-old daughter cold-cocked by Disney dancer

May 24, 2013
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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! You’re going down!

Yes, it was an accident. But … damn!

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Navy dolphins discover rare 19th-century Howell torpedo off San Diego coast

May 21, 2013
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Two bottlenose dolphins trained by the U.S. Navy’s marine mammal program have discovered a rare 19th-century Howell torpedo off the coast of San Diego.

In all, 50 Howell torpedoes were made between 1870 and 1889, and the only other known example is on display at the Naval Undersea Museum in Keyport,...

John Joseph Maillets wants $12,000 for snakes seized in teen porn case

May 20, 2013
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Category: Animals of course!

A man serving 30 years after pleading guilty to enticing a teenager to pose for pornographic pictures with venomous snakes has filed a federal lawsuit seeking compensation for the loss of his reptiles.

John Joseph Maillets lawsuit in Mississippi says that his snakes were worth more than $12,000 and...

Insane Russian Dashcam Video: Don’t poop your pants

May 20, 2013
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Okay, the video this still is from has been pulled by YouTube. I assume that means the crash was fatal. Gee, ya think? However, this is an entire genre of web video and the video below the fold didn’t kill anyone. But I dare you to watch it and not...

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